officialreview 250 Followers! That’s almost as many followers as close ups of Andy Petite’s face per Yankees game. Thanks for the support! #Phillies about 6 hours ago from web

officialreview What was that???? WORST. PLAY. EVER. The#Redskins are setting the suck-o-meter to a whole new level.#Eagles about 19 hours ago from web

officialreview Andy Reid has an iPhone app now, it’s called iThrowTooMuch. #Eagles #MNF#Redskins about 19 hours ago from web

officialreview Punting to DeSean Jackson is like hooking up with a sorority girl – it seems like a good idea, but you know you just might get burned. #MNF about 19 hours ago from web

officialreview It would be much cooler if Jim Zorn’s name was Zim Jorn. Also, you gotta like a kicker whose last name is pronounced “Squeeze ‘em.” #MNF about 19 hours ago from web

officialreview McNabb and Campbell are looking about as accurate as drunk freshman playing beer pong. In the dark. #MNF#Eagles #Redskins about 20 hours ago from web

officialreview That dude was more open then Chelsea Handler’s mouth. What’s going on defense?!? #Eagles #MNF #Redskins about 20 hours ago from web

officialreview #McNabb throwing accurately early makes everyone happy. Except Skins fans. Do they count as real people?#eagles #redskins about 21 hours ago from web

officialreview DeSean Jackson is faster than Sonic the Hedgehog after a Red Bull. #Eagles #MNF#Redskins about 21 hours ago from web

officialreview If the Eagles lose tonight, I will personally replace all of Andy Reid’s donuts with rice cakes. That’ll show ‘em. #Eagles#NFL #Redskins about 22 hours ago from web

officialreview Things I need to happen: The Eagles to win tonight, the Phillies to win game 1, and Shannon Sharpe to get a mirror.#MNF #NFL about 23 hours ago from web

officialreview Want some ideas for scary Halloween costumes? You could be: JaMarcus Russell’s QB rating, or the Detroit Lions winning percentage!12:16 PM Oct 26th from web

officialreview Bears are doing worse than a Michael Vick-owned pet store. #NFL #Bears #Bengals6:42 PM Oct 25th from web

officialreview Cedric Benson is running like the Bears are the Cops and he’s a donut with legs. #Bengals#Bears #NFL6:20 PM Oct 25th from web

officialreview These #NFL games today have been uglier than the love child of Freddy Krueger and Rosie O’Donnell.5:45 PM Oct 25th from web

officialreview The Falcons tackling techniques are akin to Tammie Faye Baker’s makeup techniques. TERRIBLE. #NFL#Cowboys #Falcons5:41 PM Oct 25th from web

officialreview I love how the NFL has those ads targeting childhood obesity, yet come high school, who do they they want for the off/def line? FAT KIDS!5:37 PM Oct 25th from web

officialreview Great combos: Macaroni and cheese, peanut butter and jelly, Joe Montana and Jerry Rice, and JaMarcus Russell and the bench. #NFL #Raiders5:30 PM Oct 25th from web

officialreview #Falcons trying to out-suck the #Cowboys. Note to#Atlanta: It’s impossible, stop trying.5:19 PM Oct 25th from web

officialreview On those deep throws, Favre is lookin about as good as a buffet after Jessica Simpson finishes eating.4:05 PM Oct 25th from web

officialreview PENALTY!!!! Someone gave Tom Brady a dirty look. 75 yards and loss of life for the offender. #brady #patriots #nfl1:33 PM Oct 25th from web

officialreview If you use all caps on here, does it mean you have big twits? #FF5:10 PM Oct 23rd from web

officialreview Burnett is looking shakier than a drunken game of Jenga. The Yankees need to get him outta there. #Yankees#Angels #ALCS8:34 PM Oct 22nd from web

officialreview Brad Lidge and the Phillies pitching now sponsored by Trojan Condums: “When you absolutely, positively have to wrap it up.” #WorldSeries1:45 AM Oct 22nd from web

officialreview Joe Torre’s twitter: “Lost to the Phillies AGAIN!? AND I have to watch Joe Girardi and the Yankees? FML.”#WorldSeries #Phillies1:36 AM Oct 22nd from web

officialreview The Yankees have been beaten as heavy favorites before. Don’t they know Cliff Lee contains all the powers of the Justice League? #Phillies1:02 AM Oct 22nd from web

officialreview Dodgers beaten AGAIN by the Phillies. It’s now fact that Bill Gates owns Microsoft, Vampires own the night, and The Phils own the Dodgers.12:30 AM Oct 22nd from web

officialreview You want Sliders? You don’t go to Ruby Tuesdays for tiny burgers. YOU GO TO BRAD LIDGE. SLIDERS ALL DAY.#PHILLIES #WORLDSERIES #BEAT LA11:46 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview MLB Rule #4324 – If the Phillies are hitting, get some tortillas and mayonnaise and call it a wrap. #BeatLA #NLCS#Dodgers11:39 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview The Dodgers – sponsored by Hormel Ham. “Stick a fork in us, we’re done!” #Phillies#NLCS #BeatLA11:27 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview Werth knocks another one out. You could almost hear him yelling “THE PRICE IS WRONG, B#$&^!” as he hit that one out. #Phillies #Gameover10:59 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview The Phillies lineup is harder to figure out than IKEA furniture instructions, how could the Dodgers hope to beat us?#Phillies #BeatLA #NLCS10:55 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview The Phillies are sponsored by Ziplock, “for when the game is in the bag.” #Phillies #NLCS#BeatLA10:47 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview Fact: Clayton Kershaw hasn’t cried that hard since he got stood up for the high school homecoming dance…last week.#Phillies #BeatLA10:43 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview Redneck Phillies fan lingo: Durbin – Them Phillies Dur-Bin the best team in the nashnul leege. #Phillies #BeatLA#NLCS10:32 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview Things that are overrated: Celebrity gossip, The Matrix sequels, “bling”, Dan Brown books, and the Dodgers Bullpen. #Phillies #BeatLA9:45 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview Call the warden, because Jayson Werth is “locked in”. #Phillies #BeatLA9:22 PM Oct 21stfrom web

officialreview This might be a slugfest, but it looks like Cole just remembered to bring the salt. Phillies all the way! #BeatLA #Phillies#NLCS #MLB9:11 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview I just saw Manny drinking out of a suspicious bottle that said STARE-OYDS on it. Unnerving. #Phillies #BeatLAofficialreview Dear Barack Obama, things I never want to see again: racism, unemployment, a federal deficit, and Alyssa Milano retweets. Thanks. #Phillies9:02 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview To stay alive in the desert, Cole Hamels eats Hole Camels. Another K for Hollywood. #Phillies #BeatLA #NLCS8:57 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview Oh, to those of you who are doing shots after every Phillies run – I hope you’re emailing your boss now to let them know you won’t be in.8:54 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview The Phillies and “World Champion” just fits so well. Like emo kids and skinny jeans. #Phillies #BeatLA #NLCS8:53 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview Cole. Stop thinking about puppies and kittens and start pitching like last year. Any time now. Thanks. #Phillies#BeatLA #NLCS8:38 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview Video of Jimmy Rollins’ walk off hit in game 4. This is a serious Philly sports-gasm. http://bit.ly/DmQYG #Phillies4:40 PM Oct 21st from web

officialreview Jimmy Rollins in the 9th with 2 outs? Please. He’s ready for action like R. Kelly in middle school. Philllies all the way!#BeatLA #NLCS12:18 AM Oct 20th from web

officialreview Hey Broxton, you’re also so fat you make the radio skip. #PHILLIESOWNYOU #BeatLA#Phillies #NLCS12:11 AM Oct 20th from web

officialreview As J-Roll rounded the bases he told Broxton that he was so fat even God couldn’t raise his spirits. #Phillies #BeatLA12:06 AM Oct 20th from web

officialreview Broxton doesn’t want any part 2 of Matt Stairs.#phillies11:46 PM Oct 19th from web

officialreview Ryan Howard has no conscience. He’s OJ Simpson with a bat. #Phillies #BeatLA10:10 PM Oct 19th from web

officialreview If you named your kid RAUUUUL, how many U’s would you use? #Phillies #NLCS#BeatLA8:36 PM Oct 19th from web

officialreview Ryan Howard is nastier than a Tara Reid pap smear. No one in the league wants to face him right now. Except Cliff Lee…oh wait! #Phillies8:27 PM Oct 19th from web

officialreview These LA boys don’t want any part of the Illadelph. Don’t worry boys, it will be back to la la land soon for u, as in permanently. #phillies8:27 PM Oct 19th from web

officialreview When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into Ryan Howard. #Phillies #BEATLA#Hulk8:24 PM Oct 19th from web

officialreview Angels showing fewer signs of life than Lindsay Lohan’s face after an all night coke binge. #angels #yankees #alcs6:24 PM Oct 19th from web

officialreview Pettitte dealing like it’s 1999. Cause he’s like, old and stuff. #yankees #mlb #alcs5:39 PM Oct 19th from web

officialreview What on earth got into #Arod? Dude went from being clutch like Mcnabb in a super bowl to being clutch like Brady in one.Crazy. #MLB #yankees5:23 PM Oct 19th from web

officialreview Dodgers look like they belong in the World Series like a poor person belongs on “The Hills” – It’s all about the Phillies in ‘09. AGAIN.11:27 PM Oct 18th from web

officialreview Cliff Lee is now an Iphone app. It’s called iWIN. True story. #phillies #beatLA #CliffLee

officialreview I hope for the sake of people with jobs that you weren’t at a bar that had a free shot every time the Phillies scored a run. #phillies11:14 PM Oct 18th from web

officialreview The Phillies are rubbing it in like Vicks. I’m pretty sure we hit harder than the love child of Mike Tyson and Ike Turner. #phillies #beatla11:11 PM Oct 18th from web

officialreview Cliff Lee taught Batman how to throw Batarangs.#Phillies #BeatLA11:01 PM Oct 18thfrom web

officialreview Little known fact about Cliff Lee: He doesn’t actually have to pitch. He just raises the pimp hand, and that ends 99% of ABs then and there10:53 PM Oct 18th from web

officialreview Cliff Lee could throw a case of beer past an alcoholic. #Phillies #BeatLA10:39 PM Oct 18th from web

officialreview Craig Sager is dressed like Hugh Hefner, minus the hoes. Someone get that man a pipe to smoke. #Phillies #BeatLA9:56 PM Oct 18th from web

officialreview Manny Ramirez is officially slower than retarded molasses. Going uphill. #Phillies#BeatLA9:54 PM Oct 18th from web

officialreview Cliff Lee has filthier stuff than a german porn shop. JUST PLAIN NASTY. Go Phillies! #BEATLA9:15 PM Oct 18th from web

officialreview Well, somehow we got a shot here – we certainly don’t deserve one. #McNabb is throwing up now even as we tweet.#eagles6:58 PM Oct 18th from web

officialreview Well, If the defense can stop the #Raiders here, then #McNabb can suck again. So, we got that going for us, which is nice. #eagles6:45 PM Oct 18th from web

officialreview Well, at least we know that #McNabb is good in the clutch. Oh wait a minute… we might be in trouble here. #eagles6:41 PM Oct 18th from web

officialreview The best competition of the day. The #FOXannounce team vs. Al Davis. Who can be more comatose? It’s neck and neck right now.5:15 PM Oct 18th from web

officialreview Have a seat Manny, and check your hair for life signs. No one wants to be near you. #Phillies6:09 PM Oct 16th from web